USA, 2012
Horror/Comedy,




























Supposedly based loosely on a real case concerning the Narcosatanicos (Why everything looks so damned much cooler in Latino spelling I’ll never know) A band of drug dealers, who performed ritual sacrifices and dabbled in the occult, left fifteen buried corpses on the Rancho Santa Elena – from then on known as Devil Ranch – thought that the magic would protect them from the police and one of them claimed to be invisible upon his arrest… Most of the fifteen bodies the police excavated from the ranch surroundings where missing brain and spine as these parts where used in the occult rituals performed. Fact always defeats fiction when it comes to bizarre stories like this one.








Susan Sontag “Notes on Camp”
1964, Susan Sontag, essayist, political activist and literary icon writes a 58-bullet essay on camp. This essay is her first contribution to Partisan Review. Two years later the essay is reprinted in Sontag’s debut book Against Interpretation.
The passage I wish to share with you today is something of a mantra, a mantra definitely worth sharing…
“… because in their relative unpretentiousness and vulgarity, they are more extreme and irresponsible in their fantasy – and therefore touching and quite enjoyable!”

Susan Sontag, Against Interpretation (New York: Doubleday Books, 1967), 283.


It’s fairly common for fans of Dario Argento to hear rumblings and complaints about the latter movies. On occasion it’s even the fans themselves who provide the moaning and disdain. But at the end of the day – at least mine – Dario Argento is such an important genre director in so many ways that with his legacy also comes a huge dollop of forgiveness. Yes, I can take certain lesser movies because there are some great movies in the back catalogue, and not every one can be a masterpiece. They can’t all be Suspiria 1977, Profondo Rosso (Deep Red) 1975, L’uccello dalle piume di cristallo (The Bird With The Crystal Plumage) 1970, and so on, through your list of personal favourites. It’s through the lesser movies that we come to understand the greatness of the classic Argento pieces, and lesser movies should be seen in the light of their being. At least he’s still making movies and the last thing anyone would want is for the damned negativity to drive Argento into the arms of frustration, try to please a never satisfied fan base and make that damned Suspiria remake!








Being a friend of independent distributors of film, I’m also quite fond of independent distributors of music too. You know the drill, it’s the smaller outlets that give you the most fascinating ride. Some of my favorite music comes from the smallest companies, often one-two man armies that live for the uniqueness of their catalogue over the profit of mainstream bullshit. Thinking video, a quick stop is, twenty years ago and Nigel Wingrove’s Redemption and Jezebel labels as a first instance of what I mean. Through Redemption we got all those wonderful Jess Franco and Jean Rollin flicks, you know what I’m on about so enough about that and down to the meat.
Talking about Jean Rollin, last year small indie label FINDERS KEEPERS released, for the first time ever - on CD and Vinyl for us retro nerds - the entire ACANTHUS soundtrack to Le Frisson Des Vampires (Shiver of the Vampire) 1971. A re-mastered, shit kicking, superb rock-prog album that is worth every penny. They also put out a limited five track EP of Pierre Raph’s soundtrack to Jeunes Filles Impudiques (Schoolgirl Hitchers) 1973…

Well get yer pants on and pop over to the web shop right now, because they are just about to release restored versions of Phillippe D’Aram’s score for Fascination 1973, and Pierre Raph’s Requiem Pour Un Vampire (Requiem for a Vampire) 1973 collected on one CD or on two 10” vinyl’s… I'm blowing the fuses of my house as I drool with anticipation into my laptop...
But wait there’s more… in just a matter of days (or in fact NOW if you are reading this after Friday the 9th of March) FINDERS KEEPERS American sister label, B-Music are releasing the “The B-Music Of Jean Rollin” the music collected on this disc is fantastic, and amongst the 31 tracks on the compilation is stuff that hasn’t been available before.
If you are a regular reader here, you‘ll know that Rollin and the soundtracks to his movies hold a special place in my universe. Well, now they can in yours too. Drop in at FINDERS KEEPERS and listen to some samples if you have any doubt in mind. Otherwise just order it all. I did, and I know it’s gonna be worth every penny.
(oh and another tip. Pickup Lubos Fisher’s wonderful score to Jaromil Jire’s equally fantastic Valerie a týden divu (Valerie and Her Week of Wonders) 1970, I tell you FINDERS KEEPERS is the place to be right now.)
Laters,
J.

Ask any twenty something hipster to name five awesome photographers and they will most likely name Richard Kern as one of them – Because they all read freebie mag Vice and will also name Terry Richardson too, as they both are frequently featured in the pages of that mag
Ask any forty something cineaste with a passion for underground and narrow niches to name five awesome photographers and they will most likely name Richard Kern as one of them – Because they all read freebie mag Vice and will also name Terry Richardson too, as they both are frequently featured in the pages of that mag… but the forty something person will also start off on a rant about those experimental underground movies that Kern made back in the eighties. Confrontational imagery encased in micro narratives with harsh bursts of audio-assaults composed by the likes of Sonic Youth, and Foetus. This was the Cinema of Transgression, a razors edge, where art meet’s low budget filmmaking, performance meet’s underground, sex meets death. I personally think that this time period is one of the finest ever when it comes to groundbreaking art.









Now I only wish that someone would compile and reissue Nick Zedd’s works in the same way too, because you ain’t seen nothing until you have seen Zedd’s masterpiece Police State 1987, the surreal Thrust in Me 1985, Geek Maggot Bingo 1983, or the mastodon performance trip War is Menstrual Envy 1992.
Now enjoy some Kern directed Sonic Youth as you wait for your order to arrive!
Here’s a first… a Star Wars post here. So, really should be doing something much more important, but whist watching my daily dose of t...